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"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
 do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
 About It'?"
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0


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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

    -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

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Now.

Or never. 

     - Henry David Thoreau 

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"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."

     - Lewis Carroll 

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Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman 

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DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams

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Think before you think!

        --Stanislaw Lec



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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne


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"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." 

    - Albert Einstein 

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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

     - Thomas Paine 

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