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"Trying" is the first step toward failure 

              - Homer Simpson 

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Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.

     - Woody Allen 

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"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."

     - Poul Anderson 

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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

     - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
       newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie. 

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So it goes

     - Kurt Vonnegut 

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I like the West - that's where men are men and women are
women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that.

     - Milton Berle 

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Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
           universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
           Chinatown."


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The simple step of a courageous individual is not to
take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs
the world. 

    - Alexander Solzhenitsyn 

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"The graveyards are full of indispensible men." 

    - Charles de Gaulle 

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"Men have become the tools of their tools." 

    - Henry David Thoreau 

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