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This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote 
it. 

- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show

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The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends 
meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business 
with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is 
actually going on. 

- Thomas Alva Edison

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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure 
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why 
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

- W. C. Fields

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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of 
rubbish into it."

                                        - William A. Orton

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I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to 
an amusement park. 

                                          - Dolly Parton

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"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look 
stupid." 

                                       - Hedy Lamarr

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