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	This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote it. - Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show

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	The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is actually going on. - Thomas Alva Edison

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	It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on. - W. C. Fields

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	"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it." - William A. Orton

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	I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look 
stupid." 

                                       - Hedy Lamarr