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"But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human 
intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so
far as we can tell." 

                                     - S. J. Gould

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God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.

                                       - Voltaire

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"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." 

                                     - Ray Bradbury

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"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." 

                                     - Christopher Morley

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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so 
from religious conviction." 

                                        - Blaise Pascal

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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

                                       - Mae West

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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. 

                                   - Albert Einstein

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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without 
proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

                                        - Adlai Stevenson

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"How tall are you?" 

"Six foot seven."

"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." 

- Mae West

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Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.

                                    - W. C. Fields

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