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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." 

- Albert Einstein

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There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true 
nobility is in being superior to you previous self. 

- Samuel Johnson

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

                                 - Henry Kissinger

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I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of 
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate 
commerce.

                                    - J. Edgar Hoover

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Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should 
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.


- Frederick William Kantor

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Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland 
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern 
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among 
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made 
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.


- William E. Geist, The New York Times

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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they 
were to success when they gave up. 

- Thomas Edison

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Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't 
watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

- John Steinbeck

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing 
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly 
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or 
repair

                                     - Douglas Adams

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"I don't make jokes.

I just watch the government and report the facts." 

- Will Rogers

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