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"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

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"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.

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Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"

                                     - Warren  Hutcherson

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"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and 
wants us to be happy."   
                      
                     --- Einstein

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"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also 
like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'" 

-- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she 
presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast. 

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra


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Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."

                               Norman Schwartzkopf


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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,


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