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"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something." 

George Burns.

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"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder." 

Alfred Hitchcock. 

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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." 

Peter O'Toole.

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"Television has brought back murder into the home
                                  -- where it belongs."

Alfred Hitchcock.

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"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money
I could have invaded some country."

Clint Eastwood.

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"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.

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"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. 
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, 
and became Picasso." 

Pablo Picasso.

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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.

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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

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"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." 

Albert Einstein.

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