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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

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Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
           anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
           it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
           something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
           another theory which states that this has already
           happened."


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The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

     -Thoreau 

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Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.

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Margaret Thatcher:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want 
anything done, ask a woman.

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"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."

                     -- Alfred Hitchcock -- 

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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers -- 

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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

                                               -Gloria Steinam

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"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

                                  - Joseph Stalin

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