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	"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton

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	"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton "If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders." - Hal Abelson

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	"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." - Isaac Newton "If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders." - Hal Abelson "In computer science, we stand on each other's feet." - Brian Reid

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	"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me, has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." - O.J. Simpson

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	Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

The reason American cities are prosperous is
that there is no place to sit down. 

     - Alfred J. Talley 

When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators. 

     - P. J. O'Rourke 

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 

     - W.C. Fields 

Subject: Airheads
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all 
over the  world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be 
skinny like that  but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

-- Mariah Carey

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
 -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest