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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison

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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine 

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No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

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I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 

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There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

- W. C. Fields 

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"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson


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Modern parents believe toilet training should be an easy and
casual affair.  Just let the child s*%# all over everything.  This
prepares him or her for a brilliant career as a talk show host.

                                                        --P.J. O'Rouke

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"I'll never get into a car that doesn't match my hat!"

                                                --Zsa Zsa Gabor 

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        Vows begin when hope dies.
                
                           --Leonardo da Vinci



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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.

                                           --Francis Bacon

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