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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 

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For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken 

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I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong 

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"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 

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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion." 

    - Scott Adams 

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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson 

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"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who
haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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Time's fun when you're having flies. 

    - Kermit the Frog 

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