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| Email Friend | | | In times of extremity, the people of Israel less often
sought refuge in drink, or suicide, than any other race of Europe...
The Jews hid their bravery under the cloak of submissiveness;
their heroism in facing contempt surpasses that of saints.
-Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Dawn", Aphorism 205 (1861)
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| Email Friend | | | "Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
-Ludwig van Beethoven's last words
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| Email Friend | | | "From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
-- Dr. Seuss
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| Email Friend | | | "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
I keep his house."
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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"Here lies... Walt Whitman. Aaargh! Damn you Walt Whitman!
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!"
Homer Simpson
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| Email Friend | | | Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
-- God, ``Homer the Heretic''
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| Email Friend | | | Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what
I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side
of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually
feel a lot better, and no harm done
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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| Email Friend | | | To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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| Email Friend | | | When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one
of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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