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The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.

                                    - - - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
                                         whatsoever.

                                - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
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You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
                            barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

                               - - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.

     - W. C. Fields

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There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields
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"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." 

    - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
    1/21/98
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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate. 

    - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. 

    - Roseanne
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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie.
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