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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

     - Lazarus Long 

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No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.

- Robert Heinlen 

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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects

     - Lazarus Long 

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards.

     - Lazarus Long 

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Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

                                    - Robert A. Heinlein

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