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"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears
comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."

                                       - Roseanne

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........


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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!

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Industrious people create industry. 
Lazy people create civilization. 
                            --Hideo Nakamura

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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.


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Today's standards of performance are 
yesterday's standards of excellence and 
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.


Sent by Paul

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Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.

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