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| Email Friend | | | "When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
-- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
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| Email Friend | | | "As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
-- Dilbert
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| Email Friend | | | Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
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| Email Friend | | | Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !
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| Email Friend | | | Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it
by killing all those who opposed them.
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| Email Friend | | | A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
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| Email Friend | | | "I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked
if I had any questions. I said yes, just one, if you're
in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn
your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he
couldn't answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't
work for him then."
- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | After seeing how Disney is doing financially,
I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists
to boycott my company.
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| Email Friend | | | "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde.
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| Email Friend | | | "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carey
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