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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
   How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
   around your neck?"
   --- Linda Ellerbee


44
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Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.


45
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.


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If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor." 

    - Rich Hall 

47
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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain

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A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife 
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy 

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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen


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