 |
|
Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: At work
Page 4 (There are 8 pages of quotes in this category.) To go to a different page, click the page nums below.
| 31 |
| Email Friend | | | - To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
|
| 32 |
| Email Friend | | | - The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible
for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is
fired.
|
| 33 |
| Email Friend | | | - There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is
always enough time to do it over.
|
| 34 |
| Email Friend | | | - People are always available for work in the past tense.
|
| 35 |
| Email Friend | | | - Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman
arrives.
|
| 36 |
| Email Friend | | | Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
|
| 37 |
| Email Friend | | | Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action.
- Aaron Burr
|
| 38 |
| Email Friend | | | "The following two statements are usually both true:
There's not enough documentation.
There's too much documentation."
-- Larry Wall
|
| 39 |
| Email Friend | | | "Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
-- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director
|
| 40 |
| Email Friend | | | "Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing
technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of
three-ring binders."
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
"Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?"
-- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy
|
Put random quotes on your page!
To have random quotes displayed on your page, grab this code:
|
|
And this is how this is how the result will look like (box not included :-) ):
|
|
|
