Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may
occur to make you regret your premature action. 

    - Aaron Burr

"The following two statements are usually both true:

There's not enough documentation.

There's too much documentation."

-- Larry Wall

"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
 qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
                        -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director

"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing
 technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of
 three-ring binders."
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
"Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?"
                        -- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy