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- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.


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- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.


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* No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.


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* It is better to be looked over than overlooked.


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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position.

    -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information, responding to a
    charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two Dresden Nuclear Plant
    operators were sleeping on the job.


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Finagle's Third Law:
   In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
   beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.


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- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.


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- Never ask two questions in a business letter.  The reply will discuss the
   one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.


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- When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
   about themselves.


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- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the
   boss asks for a ride home from the office.


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