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- Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.


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- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.
   (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizationa
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   Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...).


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- If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.  If you are really
   good, you will get out of it.


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- You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.


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- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.


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- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
   number of pens that person is carrying.


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- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.


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- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.


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- The longer the title, the less important the job.


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- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
   to whom it is acceptable still has a job.


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