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I like long walks, especially when they are 
taken by people who annoy me.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an 
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even 
considering if there is a man on base."

                                      - Dave Barry

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You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is 
white and the best golfer is black. 


Sent by Tony

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"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise"

--Unknown

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"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, then I'd feel guilty and 
go back."

                                        - Woody Allen

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