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"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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I like to skate on the other side of the ice.


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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.


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We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky.  Its when the shot lands three feet from the
hole.

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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
       should automatically disqualify you.


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I can't believe it happened.  The other day I jogged backward and put on 
eight pounds!

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   I hear that exercise kills germs.  But how do you get the little
   buggers to exercise?

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If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.

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I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
our body.

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