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| Email Friend | | | "... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
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| Email Friend | | | I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
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| Email Friend | | | Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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| Email Friend | | | We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky. Its when the shot lands three feet from the
hole.
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| Email Friend | | | In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
should automatically disqualify you.
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| Email Friend | | | I can't believe it happened. The other day I jogged backward and put on
eight pounds!
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| Email Friend | | |
I hear that exercise kills germs. But how do you get the little
buggers to exercise?
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| Email Friend | | | If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.
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| Email Friend | | | The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.
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| Email Friend | | | I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
our body.
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