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	"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school." -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements

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	"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." -Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King

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	"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my #%@# clothes." - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker

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	"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

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	"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin 

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 

"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise." 

    - Roger Simon 

"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 

I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong