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	* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -- Dave Barry

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	"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

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	My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time. - A Wolverine is Eating My Leg

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	The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series

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	To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other. - J. Handy

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
   guy like Norman Einstein."
   - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
   -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach