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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
   miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
   the hell she is.
         Ellen DeGeneris


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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
         Carol Leifer


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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
   caught dead in otherwise.
         Roger Simon


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"I'll moider da bum. " 
    - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he
      thought of William Shakespeare 

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"Ski!:
     A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
     hill.  Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
     (which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
                        -- The Skiers' Dictionary


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According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys. 

     - Conan O'Brien 

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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

    -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?

    -- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator


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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

    -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
    World Series


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"Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form. Use nothing but #4
blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy. Or at a pool well-lined with
stone, one blast from a .44 magnum will bring a few stunned brookies quietly
to the surface."

                                            --Edward Abbey



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