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| Email Friend | | | "I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
Mel Brooks.
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| 82 |
| Email Friend | | | "Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than
the Chinese telephone directory."
Joan Rivers.
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| Email Friend | | | "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen.
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| Email Friend | | | "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen.
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| Email Friend | | | "We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Robin Williams.
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| Email Friend | | | "A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
Woody Allen.
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| Email Friend | | | "My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips.
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| Email Friend | | | "There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary.
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| Email Friend | | | "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
Art Hoppe.
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| Email Friend | | | "I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
Woody Allen.
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