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	My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend. ---Rodney Dangerfield

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	"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." -- Rodney Dangerfield

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	Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people." -- Jimmy Kimmel

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	"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." Robin Williams.

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	"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." Jim Carey.

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." 

Bob Hope.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

David Letterman.

"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 

"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." 

Bob Hope.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
 
George Gobal.