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| Email Friend | | | Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.
-Rita Rudner
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| Email Friend | | | If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten.
-George Carlin
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| Email Friend | | | After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
-Gary Shandling
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| Email Friend | | | Erica Jong:
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
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| Email Friend | | | Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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| Email Friend | | | Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne
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| Email Friend | | | There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women
want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show
me somebody naked."
-Jerry Seinfield
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| Email Friend | | | In spite of the costs of living, It's still popular.
-- Kathleen Norris --
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| Email Friend | | | It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen --
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| Email Friend | | | My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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