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| Email Friend | | | "... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
-- Kristy Wilsen
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| Email Friend | | | "... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
break..."
-- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
"That there is life beyond Earth"
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| Email Friend | | | "I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
He called me a quitter." -- Steven Pearl
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| Email Friend | | | You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.
Rita Rudner
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| Email Friend | | | New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.
David Letterman
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| Email Friend | | | "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave Edison
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| Email Friend | | | "There are no depths to which I will not sink."
-- Lynn Howard
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| Email Friend | | | Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? (1)
Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. (2) Advising the President.
(3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David
Letterman
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| Email Friend | | | "Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
"Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II
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| Email Friend | | | "My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
-- Some Guy (from Dilbert)
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