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	"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to break..." -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating, "That there is life beyond Earth"

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	I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am! -- Monty Python

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	May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin

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	For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. -- Johnny Carson

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	Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner

'Every day, the dog and I, we go for a tramp in the woods.
And he loves it! Mind you, the tramp is getting a bit fed up!'

Jerry Dennis

"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 

     - Billy Crystal. 

What's all this I hear about 'Endangered Feces'?
What? That's 'Endangered Species'? Never mind.

    - Emily Latella 

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer