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| Email Friend | | | "Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate.
The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language."
- Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | "President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that
democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,they can have
a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq?
We can't even get this in Florida."
- Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | "President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of
the American voters to become president, either."
- David Letterman
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| Email Friend | | | "We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq.
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
- Jon Stewart
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| Email Friend | | | "As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."
- Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | "President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad
movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going
to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"
-Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | "In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong
president."
- Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
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| Email Friend | | | The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
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| Email Friend | | | "When we played softball, I'd steal second base, then I'd feel guilty and
go back."
- Woody Allen
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