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"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"

                                             --Norman Danyael Teh



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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


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The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals. 

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Try calling up strangers in the phone book and forgiving them.
Not only will it loosen you up for the crucial real thing, the
strangers will feel better. Everyone likes to know they're forgiven. 

    - Rich Hall 

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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion." 

    - Scott Adams 

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"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.

                                  --Kurt Vonnegut

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In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers

                                  --Andre Malraux

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you.  This is the principle difference between man and dog.

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