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	"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people." "Then what does it do?" "Why would it need to do anything else?" -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

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	"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are studying your every move?" "No." "Me neither." -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert

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	A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James

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	We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain

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	Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
   Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
   -- Charlie Brown, Peanuts [Charles Schulz]

"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie. 

Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
alike.