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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. 

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Boy, everyone is stupid except me.   

-- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic'' 

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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

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Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates, 
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.

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There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields 

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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs 

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"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
 and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
 problems."

-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"We exist in a world where the fear of illusion is real
 And we cling to the past to deny and confuse the ideal
 Once inside, we conceive and believe in a god we can't feel"
                        -- The Tea Party, "Temptation"


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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler


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