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There are two sentences inscribed upon the Ancient oracle...
               "Know thyself" and "Nothing too much"; and upon these all   
               other precepts depend.                                      

                                                       Plutarch (46-120 A.D.)

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"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to 
be broken."

        Samuel Johnson



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There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.

        --Don Herold



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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
       take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
       old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
       down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
       a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
       Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.


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Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
       inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
       his neighbour.


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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong


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"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." 

    - Albert Einstein 

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               No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive
               of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made  
               to talk like a parrot.                                      

                                             The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)



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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll

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And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
        
                                         --Longfellow

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