Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 

Pokern



Main Archives Quotes Category: Human Condition

Page 14 (There are 15 pages of quotes in this category.) To go to a different page, click the page nums below.

Jump to Page:  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15   Other Categories ]

131
Email Friend
 
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

132
Email Friend
 
"I think if we all acted the way we really felt, four out of eight people 
at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing." 

-- Jim Carrey on the human condition in the London Observer.

133
Email Friend
 
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

--Unknown

134
Email Friend
 
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

135
Email Friend
 
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

136
Email Friend
 
If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.

137
Email Friend
 
Few women admit their age. Few men act it!

138
Email Friend
 
There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man. The true 
nobility is in being superior to you previous self. 

- Samuel Johnson

139
Email Friend
 
Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube There are some 
things one would rather have done than do. 

- Edward Abbey

140
Email Friend
 
Although a wise man might urge that one suffer fools gladly, this should 
not be construed as license for any fool to demand that one do so.


- Frederick William Kantor

Jump to Page:  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15   Other Categories ]



Put random quotes on your page!
To have random quotes displayed on your page, grab this code:

  And this is how this is how the result will look like (box not included :-) ):




Jump to  



 

For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2007. All rights reserved.

Immigration and Personal Injury Lawyers
(718) 554-3630 - free consultation!

Poker


Poker Schule

Read about diseases
in layman's terms:


Obesity
Impotence
Heartburn
Herpes

More conditions ›