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	Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.

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	If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. -Gloria Steinam

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	"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." James H. Kabbler III.

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	Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

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	"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"

                                    - Dave Barry

A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.

Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner.
Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.

Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.