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| Email Friend | | | Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
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| Email Friend | | | If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
-Gloria Steinam
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| Email Friend | | | "Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."
James H. Kabbler III.
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| Email Friend | | | Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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| Email Friend | | | "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base."
- Dave Barry
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| Email Friend | | | "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
- Roseanne
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| Email Friend | | | "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry
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| Email Friend | | | A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.
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| Email Friend | | | Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner.
Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.
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| Email Friend | | | Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
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