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The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

     -Thoreau 

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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived. 

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The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances

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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.

                 -Rita Rudner

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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised 
mother-in-law.

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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men 
   don't think there's a lot they don't know.  Women do.  Women
   want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show 
   me somebody naked."
   -Jerry Seinfield



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"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare 

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In spite of the costs of living, It's still popular.

                     -- Kathleen Norris -- 

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Women have half the money and all the 
Pussy and still are not happy...

Sent by Eric


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