You will always find some Eskimo ready instruct the Congolese
on how to cope with heat waves.

        --Ibid

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man. 

     - Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live 

The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. 

    -- Sean O'Casey

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

    -- Mark Twain

"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
 they'd read:

        This is a test, please ignore

 or perhaps:

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        purpose"
                        -- Malcolm Ray, uhaa032@sun.rhbnc.ac.uk