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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." 

     - Bertrand Russell 

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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

                 (Anamaniacs) 

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"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
 turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
 screwed."

-- Larry Wall


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"The Harvard Law states:  Under controlled conditions of light, temperature,
 humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."

-- Larry Wall


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"Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth."

-- Oscar Wilde


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* Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.


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ON MATERIALISM
   He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.


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ON ECONOMICS
   The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.


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ON LAMENTATION
   Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice - and
    the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man
    has to be man - by choice; he has to hold his life as a value - by choice; he has to
    learn to sustain it - by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and
    practice his virtues - by choice.

    -- Ayn Rand, "Galt's Speech," Atlas Shrugged 

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