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| Email Friend | | | There was an accident betwen a Thunderbird and a Mustang,
Horseshit and feathers everywhere.
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| Email Friend | | | If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Chopin.
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| Email Friend | | | Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
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| Email Friend | | | The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
athletic facilities.
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| Email Friend | | | Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
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| Email Friend | | | A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
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| Email Friend | | | Confucious say: "Man who runs in front
of car will soon get tired."
OR
"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."
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| Email Friend | | | Confucious say: "Man who walk through
airport door sideways is going to
Bangkok."
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| Email Friend | | | Children in back seats cause accidents.
Accidents in back seats cause children.
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| Email Friend | | | There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
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