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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
   anyone going faster than you is a moron.
         George Carlin


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"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
       -- Unknown


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   My wife claims her car is so old,
   that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled ! 


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"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
                        -- Unknown


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* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.


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"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
 And we set out to make our next road kill.
 The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
 But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
                        -- J. Stott and others


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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    I Brake For No Apparent Reason. 

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    No Radio - Already Stolen 

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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 

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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner

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