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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron. George Carlin

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"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit." -- Unknown

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My wife claims her car is so old, that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled !

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"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose." -- Unknown

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* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.

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"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
 And we set out to make our next road kill.
 The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
 But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
                        -- J. Stott and others

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	Seen on a bumper sticker... I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

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	Seen on a bumper sticker... No Radio - Already Stolen

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	Seen on a bumper sticker... If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

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	You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams. Rita Rudner

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