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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Roads and Driving
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| Email Friend | | | Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a moron.
George Carlin
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| Email Friend | | | "He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
-- Unknown
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| Email Friend | | |
My wife claims her car is so old,
that the fenders aren't dented -- they're wrinkled !
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| Email Friend | | | "20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
-- Unknown
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| Email Friend | | | * There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
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| Email Friend | | | "What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
And we set out to make our next road kill.
The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
-- J. Stott and others
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| Email Friend | | | Seen on a bumper sticker...
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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| Email Friend | | | Seen on a bumper sticker...
No Radio - Already Stolen
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| Email Friend | | | Seen on a bumper sticker...
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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| Email Friend | | | You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.
Rita Rudner
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