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	If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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	Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. - Edward Abbey

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	I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time. - Steven Wright

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	The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

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	My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.

If God didn't want man to eat pussy, He wouldn't have made it look so 
much like a TACO!