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| Email Friend | | | If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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| Email Friend | | | Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second.
- Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.
- Steven Wright
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| Email Friend | | | The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day you're off it.
- Jackie Gleason
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| Email Friend | | | My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
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| Email Friend | | | If God didn't want man to eat pussy, He wouldn't have made it look so
much like a TACO!
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