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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Food and Drink
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| Email Friend | | | "American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!"
-Monty Python's Eric Idle
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| Email Friend | | | "...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better..."
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| Email Friend | | | Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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| Email Friend | | | He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.
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| Email Friend | | | A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.
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| Email Friend | | | "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner."
- Lynda Montgomery
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| Email Friend | | | Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.
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| Email Friend | | | I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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| Email Friend | | | Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants.
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