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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
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| Email Friend | | | If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.
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| Email Friend | | | Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.
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| Email Friend | | | Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.
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| Email Friend | | | There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
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| Email Friend | | | "Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."
--Edward Abbey
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| Email Friend | | | "I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
alt.humor.best-of-usenet)
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| Email Friend | | | I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
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| Email Friend | | | If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
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| Email Friend | | | The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not.
-- Mark Twain
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