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| Email Friend | | | Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities
between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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| Email Friend | | | "Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
enough. You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
-- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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| Email Friend | | | One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
-- Samuel Johnson
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| Email Friend | | | Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.
- - - Jackie Mason
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| Email Friend | | | I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
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| Email Friend | | | Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
--Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
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"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one."
- L. M. Boyd
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| Email Friend | | | Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.
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| Email Friend | | | I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered
French Toast during the Renaissance.
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| Email Friend | | | I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.
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