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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Food and Drink
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| Email Friend | | | I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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| Email Friend | | | I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Jay Leno
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| Email Friend | | | Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy
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| Email Friend | | |
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It
only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
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| Email Friend | | | The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
second day you're off it.
Jackie Gleason
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| Email Friend | | | Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
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| Email Friend | | | If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
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| Email Friend | | | One more drink and I'd be under the host.
- Parker
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