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	"More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho flocked to the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event, happily sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained facade of platonic camaraderie." -- "Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting" from The Onion, http://www.theonion.com

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	"Are any members of Tool gay? Only the flutist." -- The Tool FAQ

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	"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo... I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

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	Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is offending all the gay dentists in America.

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	"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." Robin Williams.

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield