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	"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Mark Twain

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	"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." Mark Twain.

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	"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce." -- Mark Twain

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	"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

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	Man - a creature created at the end of a workweek when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

                                              - Mark Twain