Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

    -- Mark Twain

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 

    -- Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not. 

    -- Mark Twain

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

    -- Mark Twain

LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

- Mark Twain